me using other peoples microwaves: what the fuck
eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this: I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:  pineapple juice or lemon juice,  Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,  flat coke or soy sauce,  water or distilled white vinegar,  and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS

The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.

I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.

It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

literallysame:

when I die I want my funeral to be like this with turn down for what playing on repeat

brunchprincess:

grateful-4-the-dead:


motherfuckin-pajamas:

deadkennedysandattractivemen:

A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.

I lost control about reblogging this picture. 

and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this. 

this is so beautiful

this is adorable

brunchprincess:

grateful-4-the-dead:

motherfuckin-pajamas:

deadkennedysandattractivemen:

A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.

I lost control about reblogging this picture. 

and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this. 

this is so beautiful

this is adorable

shes-got-it-all:

Have you ever craved someone? Their touch. Their smell. Their presence. Where all you want to be is tangled up in them? Doing nothing. Saying nothing. Just lying there together. Where nothing else matters.

justlearningasigo:

an american classic

justlearningasigo:

an american classic

This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental illness, that he didn’t actually have one.  Which begs the question, WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS OSCAR.

me: *not religious*
me: oh my god
me: praise the lord
me: thank god
me: oh dear lord
me: jesus christ
me: good god

crumbled-paper-hearts:

When you smell food

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When you realize its food you don’t like

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jaywi11iams:

Me highlighting my revision notes

jaywi11iams:

Me highlighting my revision notes